silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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(via soul-drinker)

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via kaitlynvonkat)

Turns out I got an A on a paper that I wrote in two hours before I went gambling over spring break.

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

(Source: nuocmamboi, via kaitlynvonkat)

polarisjewel:

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony

(Source: lookatthelights, via rachnole)

coffeestainsandbruisedlegs asked: Why is Florida so known for Publix?

fuckingflorida:

Well the headquarters are in Lakeland so publix started out here and ITS WHERE SHOPPING IS A PLEASURE DAMMIT

postpunkfaery:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

some of this shit is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally fucked up 

(via lovelyflockofcats)

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck, via kaitlynvonkat)

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

pleatedjeans:

via

(Source: fullerverse, via dirtyholopaw)

decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Source: magiprincekouen, via thelonewolfs)