boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

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ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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Anonymous asked: With the way you talk about sex and seemingly pursue women you appear to be.

Okay cool? So you’re saying that because of the way I talk about sex which I assume you mean that sex isn’t my ultimate goal with a woman and “the way I “pursue”” them which just sounds terrible because I’m not hunting a woman or stalking them that word just sounds too aggressive, but that’s neither here nor there.

You don’t know me clearly, and Since I actually know people who do identify as asexual I can safely assume that I in fact am not.

Anonymous asked: Are you asexual?

Not in the slightest.

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

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emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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tucan657:

caffeinescold:

my favorite season is fall (out boy)

mine is (grand theft) autumn

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Tags: Accurate

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

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iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

image

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

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