wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means β€œto keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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Buy me a case of surge so I know it’s real

lindsaylohansmugshot:

*puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song β€œDo I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie

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titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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toferjv:

When people lose interest in you it’s the worst feeling

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